i said fuck in front of my grandpa's grave today! (:
something burnt me. anyhow, had lunch with my cousins. they're all like reaching their thirtys.


cousin 1: "i saw jiawei at takashimaya WALKING."

cousin 2. "i saw jiawei at raffles city SHOPPING."

cousin 3. "i saw jiawei at plaza singapura WATCHING people play."

and all of them said this in front of my mother. and my mother now thinks her son always walk around do nothing. mom, i have a life. i suggest you get one too. and my aunties ahhhh. shakes head. nothing to say to them. to them hor, small eyes equals RAIN. the korean star? dear aunties of mine.. i look better. (: hahahahaha


called for pizza at 6pm. two hours later not even here yet lah. three hours later, pizza hut delivery! FREE. thanks. (: after my exams i need to polish my dota skills again lahh. lost SO MANY games these days. only won one. watched the illusionist on friday with strider and jarrod. weihao pangseh-ed. saded. the show is damn nice. sat watched one last dance. super nice lahh. maybe it's due to the lack of movies for the past busy weeks or something but the shows really nice lo. and fuckyournadan man. my exams are coming. i'm not even HALF prepared. WHERE'S FYE WHEN I NEED HELP FOR MATHS. WHERE'S TOM WHEN I NEED HELP FOR PEEE. WHERE'S EDISON WHEN I NEED HELP FOR DE. three papers. another three reasons for me to have suicidal thoughts.

tag me to get a kiss from jiawei! (: i'm lacking of tags. you people very naughty lah. read but dont tag. TAG TAG TAG. check out the chocolates from the previous post! BUY THEM AND GET MANY MORE KISSES FROM JIAWEI. (: hahahahaha winks. dont look at me. i learn my slutty moves from weihao ge. (:


jiawei's bloated from the FREE pizzas.
can you see his bulge?

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